Every spy speaks many languages. And is there better time to start, than now? The worst thing in the world, right after parsley and cumin, is boring language classes! When you repeat the same past tense over and over, don’t you have a feeling, that you will never know how to use it correctly anyway? Do not worry! Someone lied to you (and as a good spy, you can’t let that happen!). That is not what foreign languages are about. I have already discovered it and I will be happy to share that knowledge with you. That is why I will take you to the world of spies, where learning a language is neither difficult nor boring (because the fate of your country depends on you, right?).
And one more thing… Do not tell anyone!